Tuesday, December 10, 2013
Monday, December 9, 2013
have you ever stopped liking somebody that you liked a lot and suddenly notice that they are a shitty person and realize how blinded you were by how much you liked them
Fox News headlines v. real headlines, part 2425183.
The brunette part is really important.
Fun fact, our hair color reveals our place in pansexual society. Blondes are our record keepers. The great librarians, they collect, analyze, store, and distribute information to the rest of us. They are blonde because they reflect the light of knowledge. Those with Black Hair are our inventors. They investigate, produce, and teach new technologies so that we may thrive in future times. Their hair is black because of their frequent dives into the void of the unknown. Burnettes are our ambassadors. They interact with people, plants, and animals, forging bonds that can protect us when we are threatened. Their hair is brown because of their deep connection to the earth.
And as for redheads.
You don’t want to know the purpose of the Red Heads. But may their hellfire consume our enemies.
This is funnier than it should be
ACTUAL SUMMARY OF GREEK MYTHOLOGY
im gonna put my dick in it
dont put ur dick in it
everyone is beautiful and should accept themselves no matter what everyone is lovely
except for me
*cuddles up close to you* *puts my mouth by your ear* I NEED CONSTANT REASSURANCE THAT YOU STILL ENJOY ME AND FIND OUR RELATIONSHIP APPEALING
this urn will turn you into a tree after you die
and you can choose what kind of tree you want to become
just imagine cemeteries looking like this
life after death
THIS IS EXACTLY WHAT I WANT
this is how all cemeteries should look. its awkward to hug a gravestone. imagine hugging your grandma/tree. ugh rebuild all cemeteries
this is the most brilliant and amazing idea I’ve ever seen
Zoomed out while taking a picture of my Christmas tree
[ CHRISTMAS INTENSIFIES ]
Clearly it’s a Gallifreyan Fir, which as everyone knows regenerates for the twelve days after it’s cut.
Problem is, you might end up with a maple tree with baubles on.