Thursday, September 18, 2014

samdesantis:

a friendly reminder:
don’t hang out with people that make you feel bad about yourself


Hocus Pocus (1993)

Hocus Pocus (1993)

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remember to drink lots of water, because your insides are a swampy bog and a water shortage would affect the local frog population

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arcticmonkies:

Do my dark undereye circles and unwashed hair turn you on

thoroughlycharming:

So this happened

thoroughlycharming:

So this happened

Wednesday, September 17, 2014
nonsensicalravings:

cracked:

Here’s hoping they keep working on it, but please, save your pre-order money.
5 B.S. Stories That Went Viral: Anti-Roofie Nail Polish

#3. That Anti-Date-Rape Nail Polish Doesn’t Exist
According to the articles on the subject, this new fashion accessory helps women prevent date rape by changing color when exposed to drugs like Rohypnol, Xanax, and GHB. As The Washington Post, CNET, USA Today, CBS, and Mashable wonder: does the nail polish help prevent the crime of rape or perpetuate the idea that the onus of prevention lay solely on the victim? Well, here’s Cracked’s take on the subject: it doesn’t matter, because the nail polish totally doesn’t work. Or exist.
According to the project’s creators (four students at North Carolina State University), the thing is actually in an “early R&D” stage, which is another way of saying that it isn’t actually a thing. And if it were? Turns out that only about 3 percent of urine samples from assault victims carry traces of the drugs it detects — or “detects,” since the technique they’re using is notorious for giving false positives. Remember those date-rape preventing coasters? Yeah, they can turn color when exposed to water.

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Well, shit. Back to tossing drinks that were left idle, I guess (because apparently “don’t fucking drug people” is too much to ask when out in public).

nonsensicalravings:

cracked:

Here’s hoping they keep working on it, but please, save your pre-order money.

5 B.S. Stories That Went Viral: Anti-Roofie Nail Polish

#3. That Anti-Date-Rape Nail Polish Doesn’t Exist

According to the articles on the subject, this new fashion accessory helps women prevent date rape by changing color when exposed to drugs like Rohypnol, Xanax, and GHB. As The Washington Post, CNET, USA Today, CBS, and Mashable wonder: does the nail polish help prevent the crime of rape or perpetuate the idea that the onus of prevention lay solely on the victim? Well, here’s Cracked’s take on the subject: it doesn’t matter, because the nail polish totally doesn’t work. Or exist.

According to the project’s creators (four students at North Carolina State University), the thing is actually in an “early R&D” stage, which is another way of saying that it isn’t actually a thing. And if it were? Turns out that only about 3 percent of urine samples from assault victims carry traces of the drugs it detects — or “detects,” since the technique they’re using is notorious for giving false positives. Remember those date-rape preventing coasters? Yeah, they can turn color when exposed to water.

Read More

Well, shit. Back to tossing drinks that were left idle, I guess (because apparently “don’t fucking drug people” is too much to ask when out in public).

nonsensicalravings:

emir-dynamite:

sharkchunks:

iandsharman:

notahoe:

my type of public transportation 

“Why were you late in today?”
“Oh, I got tied up on the subway…”

I was always 50/50 on whether to reblog this but the last comment pushed it to like 95/5 in favor.

"What’s our stop?"
"You’ll get off when I tell you to."

C’mon. Don’t transit cops have enough of a God complex already?

nonsensicalravings:

emir-dynamite:

sharkchunks:

iandsharman:

notahoe:

my type of public transportation 

“Why were you late in today?”

“Oh, I got tied up on the subway…”

I was always 50/50 on whether to reblog this but the last comment pushed it to like 95/5 in favor.

"What’s our stop?"

"You’ll get off when I tell you to."

C’mon. Don’t transit cops have enough of a God complex already?

  • me: [watches five hour-long episodes of a tv show in a row]
  • friend: [sends me a link to an eight minute youtube video]
  • me: what the fuck i dont have time for this
  • me: should i make a sarcastic comment or not

2.16 | Roadkill

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  • Me on my wedding day: you still like me right

rat-faced-cinephiles:

(9/17/13): Happy 62nd Birthday to Cassandra Peterson!

No, fuck you. I was worth it. and I’m still worth it // R.R. (via hefuckin)

headfirstforieros:

you and your fall down guys and chemical reactions