Tuesday, April 15, 2014
Saturday, April 12, 2014
Tuesday, April 8, 2014
1:45 am dinner of crudite and ice water #linecooklife
Monday, April 7, 2014
welcome to harvard: linguistics 101
Is this reality?
yo the word fucking is actually really interesting because it’s one of american english’s only infixes
YES THIS IS ACTUALLY REALLY COOL MY AP ENGLISH TEACHER WENT ON A 5-MINUTE RANT ABOUT “FUCK” AND HOW IT’S THE ONLY WORD YOU CAN INSERT INTO OTHER WORDS
I JUST HAVE A LOT OF FEELINGS ABOUT THE WORD “FUCK” OKAY
Monday, March 31, 2014
High School Fads, 1944
Ok so now I’m on the look out for lesbians with hair bows in the back
I just like how the bow on the left is a ‘signal and a chllange’ it’s like yeah, Betty’s been going steady with Tommy for a few weeks now, but let’s see if Ronny can step up his game before Betty becomes a right bow kind of girl
can i use ‘she wears her bow in the back’ as a euphemism now?
Bow on the back of the head is now the official lesbian signal
I confess at first I didn’t realize he was asking me. When finally I understood, I expressed to him that I was both flattered and…surprised. I explained to him that I’d never expected this request and I was a little daunted in the face of it. I nonetheless promised I would do my very best to accomplish a task which was, for me, as demanding and difficult as any I had ever contemplated. Additionally, I thanked him for the trust he placed in me and indicated that I was, in some ways, very close to being…moved by it.
It later transpired that I’d said none of this out loud.
I promise to never, ever post a Screamer on my blog.
This will be a safe place on April Fool’s Day.
Gay marriage finally legal in UK.
Rainbow flag over British government offices to celebrate today. A good day.
If you could go anywhere in the world right now would it be to a “where” or to a “who”?
I was not prepared for this question